February 2012
246 posts
Anonymous asked: <3 <3 <3 Love <3 <3 <3
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anyone want to send me some love?
I’m not going to bed for a while….
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If someone buys me McDonalds I will forever be in their debt.
Seriously.
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being fucked over is never fun.
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THIS.
If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
Trust me when I say, as you get to know me I only...
according2parker:
punkest:
i hope that when i’m telling my kids how i met their mother it lasts at least 7 seasons
Henry: Are we over? Don't say that we're over.
Natalie: Don't you want us to be?
Henry: No. I want who I knew. She's somewhere in you.
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People on the internet: Omg! You're so pretty and nice! Someone would be lucky to have you!
People in real life: Here comes the awkward whale.